Yesterday I went to the Calgary Stampede, aka The Greatest Outdoor Show on Earth. For those not in the know, the Stampede is pretty much a glorified rodeo, fair, fireworks display, and late night infomercial channel all rolled into one. With food. Lots of food. Food that you really shouldn’t be eating, but do anyway. After all, it’s a once a year sort of thing, right?
Despite having lived in Calgary for the past four years while obtaining my degree, I had never gone to the Stampede before. Either I was working at the time, or no one wanted to go with me (or they forgot I wanted to go and went without me…). I would like to say that first and foremost that the Stampede was absolutely everything I expected it to be. With ah, a few shirtless, well-sculpted men thrown in for good measure. I’m certainly not complaining. It was fun.
The only thing I could have asked for in order to make it better would be some better weather. Just as the Grandstand Show began, it started to drizzle. A few of the more daring acts actually had to be cancelled due to the rain making the stage slippery and therefore more dangerous. That’s not to say that some cool things didn’t happen. The ones that impressed me the most were the circus artists, who were spinning and flying through the air on ropes that they wound and knotted around themselves. Other than that, it was a lot of prepubescent kids singing and dancing around. Which would have been alright if perhaps the lyrics they were singing had a little more substance. (“This is the Big Show!” Yes. I know it’s the Big Show. Thanks for reminding me… again. “The boys are back!” Did they go somewhere when I wasn’t looking? “Girl power!” I don’t think anyone can really top the Spice Girls with that one.) Of course, they were meaning to appeal to a younger audience… which I think they did really well.
Other than that, the fireworks were good. :) Not quite as good as July 1st at the Horseshoe Ski Resort in Ontario (they actually launch them off of the hill), but still good. I like explosions. Ka-boom! After the Stampede, there was hot chocolate and warm blankets. Unfortunately I still have the sniffles from getting so damp and cold, but it feels like something I’ll easily shake if I get some sleep tonight.
This weekend I’m going to be taking Aron to see “Evil Dead: The Musical” for his hatchday. I’m not sure which one of us is more excited to see it…







