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Cintiq Sleeve Problem Solved

Tuesday, May 18th, 2010
Cintiq 12WX sleeve made by Lollington

Made by Lollington.

As I mentioned in my previous post, I really think that all of Wacom’s products ought to come with a simple travelling sleeve of some sort. While I’m not going to be carrying my Cintiq 12WX around every day, I really wanted something to store it in (even if it’s only to keep the cat hair off of it). The problem is of course that it is a bit of a non-standard size… which got me to browsing around on Etsy.

I stumbled across Lollington’s store, saw a really cute octopi fabric* in their shop… and noticed that they also took orders for custom sleeves. Sweet! I fired them a few questions which were answered promptly, and then I placed my order.

Anyway, I just wanted to share this awesome with everyone. The quality is really nice. The sleeves are padded with high density closed-cell foam, are spill resistant… and if you custom order, you can specify the zipper placement as well as size to ensure that everything will fit snugly like it should.

Would definitely do business again. Maybe once I’m in the market for a new laptop. :)

* Designed by Heather Ross, from her Mendocino line. So cute!

Moogle & Brimwylf

Sunday, January 31st, 2010

MoogleMeet Moogle! Aron and I ended up adopting a cat from the City of Calgary Animal & Bylaw Services folks. We’ve had her for approximately a month now, and she’s been fitting into the household perfectly. The first night we had her, she woke me up at 3 AM because she was hungry (I’d only given her a little bit to eat because I was unsure as to how much she had eaten at the shelter). Now she only insists on waking us up to cuddle after our morning alarms have gone off.

Moogle FloppedMoogle is a two year old grey and white tabby, born sometime in December of 2007. She is also adorable. If you have me on Facebook, you’ve already seen photographs of her. I’d forgotten just how much I missed having something warm and fuzzy lurking around inside of the house. Every day after work she’s waiting at the door to greet us (loudly) when we get home. :)

Yet another new addition to the apartment is Brimwylf. Brimwylf is the name that I decided to give to my new desktop. It’s also one of many names that is given to Grendel’s mother in the epic poem Beowulf. I found it fitting because it’s quite the beast. Aron and I spent Friday night building it, and so far I’m really happy with it. It makes playing games… well, amazing. I was long, long overdue for a new computer. My laptop lasted me a whole five years. It’s going to be retired and re-formatted to run flavours of linux only.

Here are my new system specs:

Brimwylf

New computer guts!

Brimwylf

  • Motherboard: Asus P6T SE X58
  • Processor: Intel Core i7 920
  • Video: Nvidia eVGA e-GeForce GTX285
  • 6 GB RAM (Kingston)
  • 2 x 500 GB hard drives (Seagate)
  • Antec Performance One P183 ATX Case (Sweet case that has lots of room for expansion!)
  • OS: Dual-booting Windows 7 & Ubuntu

I also picked up a Logitech Illuminated Keyboard, which is pretty awesome in regards to keyboards that actually “feel” like a laptop keyboard.  Plus it glows in the dark (very Mac/Apple-esque actually) for all that late night typing. Everything is so shiny and new! I’m absolutely loving it so far. Also… rather surprised that Windows 7 doesn’t really suck. I think I may finally be 100% finished with Windows XP. Of course, it can’t replace my Ubuntu development environment.

As far as other computer-related things go, shriker.ca is now being hosted on a dedicated server (Yes! It’s a dream come true!). I’m slowly in the process of moving all of my sites and hosted sites over to this new server. So if you experience temporary downtime, or a site of mine goes missing for a bit – that’s why. All of my domains/subdomains have to propagate to the new server. Goodbye shared hosting! You sucked. :)

2010: I wuv you, Panda.

Saturday, January 2nd, 2010

Hello 2010, and welcome! Like many others I’m feeling rather obligated at the moment to write up my own rendition of 2009: A Year in Review, or even A Decade in Review. So much has happened really. I blitzed through high school, then post-secondary education, and now here I am.

Graduation

I graduated from my four year program with a Bachelor of Design degree. The four year long process was both exhilarating and draining. Truth be told, I felt a little bit like an impostor while attending ACAD. Why? Well I’ve always been a person with varied interests (Biology, History and English to name my top three subjects with a smattering of computer programming). As such, I had never really dedicated myself to art. In fact, when I graduated from high school I didn’t even know that there was even such thing as a Bachelor of Design. I was oblivious and misinformed. Coming out of high school I thought that if I wanted to pursue any sort of  career in the Arts field, that it would have to be Fine Arts (and of course everyone has heard of that tired starving artist line). Imagine my surprise when I found out about the Visual Communications Design program. It was pretty much everything that I imagined it to be. I only felt a little awkward when people would be going on about their favourite artists and idols… and I would have no idea who they were. I’ve never really idolized anything.

Still, I had a fine time while I was there and I met some really fantastic people (and it is only they who can really related to my pain/pleasure of school). The only thing I think that really could have benefited the course more would have been some more business oriented programs that circulated around marketing yourself. Creating a portfolio and a resume/CV really wasn’t enough. I’m grateful however to the teachers that answered all of my questions about the business aspect of things. It’s amazing how much stuff is overlooked, and it really comes to no surprise that so many students each year are taken advantage of. It’s not their fault – they just don’t know any better.

Family

What can I say? My family has alway been fantastic. Thanks for supporting me while I was in school, and really, thanks for everything. I wouldn’t be the kind of person that I am now if it wasn’t for them. My siblings better be coming out to visit me this summer! Do you hear me Jamie and Steve? I’ll get the two of you here if I have to drag you across the country myself. It was really fun seeing everyone at Christmas. Here’s to random car dancing and loud music. ^_^

Moving

I’m a hard person to keep track of. I have moved every year for the past five years. Good news is that my android phone has GPS and my phone number has only changed once over the past ten years.

Heartbreak

I’ve had my heart broken not once, not twice, but four times. The last time it happened I think something inside of me snapped. I didn’t get angry. I was upset, sure. Of course, when you’ve invested in someone for two and a half years you’re not really expecting them to turn on you randomly one day and plainly state that they’re not “in love” with you anymore. You can’t really plan for these things though. What really struck me were a selection of his words. He said that he pitied me. Brother, I’m the last person in the world that needs your pity. I have always been my own person with my own ambitions and goals. It takes a really self-righteous and selfish guy not to see that.  In the end though, none of it was my fault and he was the one making the mistake. I mean, who in their right mind would throw away a girl like me? :)

It’s all good though. I wish I could explain it exactly, but ever since that day I’ve felt invincible. No person, and specially no dude, is going to stand in my way. Sucks to your ass-mar. I’m not the one that fucked up.

Music and Entertainment

I finally got around to seeing Edmonton. The red (Sky Screamer) and purple (Nessie’s Revenge) water slides at the West Edmonton Mall are scary. Mostly because they hurt. The red one was almost a straight vertical drop that resulted in a painful wedgie and the purple one threw me up and then slammed me down so hard multiple times that it felt like I was being slapped (it is very aptly named). I couldn’t really breathe all that well after doing the two of those. I sort of regret doing them first because they made the rest of the water park seem like nothing in comparison.

Aside from that, just this past year alone I’ve really upped my entertainment intake. I guess this is the sort of thing that happens when you stop being a student and actually become a consumer. I went to the Calgary Stampede for the first time, saw Evil Dead: The Musical (so much blood and awesome), went to see DragonForce in concert, saw the Blue Man Group, went to Video Games Live (sweeeeet!), attended the Lindy Hop Exchange in Calgary and saw the Polyjesters, and then some!

I’ve also been playing a few more video games as of late. My Steam ID and PSN ID are both “Jaceen”. Feel free to add me.

Aron

He gets his own heading because he’s awesome like that. The title of this post is dedicated to him too. Bwa… hahaha… ha ha… yarr…

Business

I started my own business! It’s not too much of a surprise since this sort of thing runs in my family. Well, one side of my family anyway. I’m working as a media and design consultant with an emphasis on web development, interactive design, and improving user experience. I’ve you’re looking to hire me though, I’m solidly booked until at least June 2010. My large projects have been keeping me busy (and happily fed! No starving here). I still haven’t decided on an official name for my company yet though. I’m sure once I do though, it’ll be great.

Kitty!

I’m looking into adopting/buying a cat. So if you know of a particular fuzz-butt that is in need of a home where he/she will be pampered all 12-25 years of its life until death, let me know!

Here’s looking forward to 2010 being even better than 2009. So far, so good (albeit a little on the sleep deprived side… my brain nearly exploded yesterday).

Screw new year resolutions. Just focus on being as bloody awesome as you can.

Starting Your Own Corporation

Sunday, December 13th, 2009

For those of you that are wondering where I’ve disappeared to these past few months (aside from writing a novel), here is the answer. ;] I’ve founded my own corporation of which I am the President (of awesome). (There. The cat is now out of the bag. Meow!) Now in forming my own corporation, there were a few roadblocks that I ran into. You see, there are a lot of web sites out there that detail just what a corporation is and why in some circumstances you should create one.

However many of these guides leave out one thing: how? (Or in my case, after many unsuccessful attempts at finding information: “How the hell do I create my own corporation?*) Generally because the incorporation process differs all over the place. (I hope there isn’t some sort of secret business brotherhood or assassin accountants and that’s why I haven’t found much information) I’ve even had a few places tell me that “starting a corporation is easy!” Well, okay, sure. I would possibly agree with you if the last business course I took hadn’t of been in grade nine and over ten years ago. In short, yes, creating a corporation is easy if you know the business terminology involved. Taxes? Payroll?  CPP? EI? Remittances?  I’m still learning as I go along, and because of that, I thought that I ought to document the process in case anyone else has similar questions.

So here it is: How to Create a Corporation in Calgary, Alberta, Canada.

Creating Your Corporation

At first I wasn’t quite sure who to go to. Then I learned that many registration companies have this thing called a “Corporation Kit,” or “Corporation Starter Kit.” Sort of like Pokemon, but more likely to make you dazed and confused than your opponent (Jodie hurt herself in her confusion!). I bet no other corporation guide makes a reference to Pokemon. Anyway, a Corporation Kit contains documents that cover the following topics (and then some):

  • Business Name *
  • Type of business / description of the major business activity
  • Name and address of your businesses Owners, Partners, Directors, etc.
  • Share information
  • Address where the business is physically located

Just fill these out. They really are not that hard and for the most part just require you to sign your name, print your address, and the date a dozen times. It gets a little bit trickier if you’re creating a business with multiple people or co-owners, but the paperwork is still rather straightforward.

* Business Name

The first thing that I would like to stress is that you do not have to create a business name in order to create a corporation. In fact, if you do not supply one, you will just be given a Numbered Business Name. Now, this is not nearly as fancy as say having Cool Stuff Inc., but it gets the job done. Remember that you can always register for a business name at a later date if you so desire. In my case I just went with a Numbered Business Name because I wasn’t quite sure what to call this… monster that I was creating.

Not only that, but if you choose to register a Business Name, the registration process takes longer and it costs a lot more. You have to pay for a name search (to make sure there are no companies that are named like yours), as well as other things. It felt like a hassle to me at the time.

So I filled out the corporation kit and took it into the registration office in the morning. I had to show them identification (driver’s license in my case) and pay the corporation registration fees (~$250.00 CDN).

The next morning I came back and picked up my Certificate of Incorporation. Fast. I know.

The next few steps regarding hiring employees and the like you so do as close together as possible. Why? Well if you register for a Payroll account number and haven’t paid your employees due to not having any employees yet, well the Canadian Revenue Agency (CRA) will send you letters and call you up asking why. I like to believe it’s because they care about Canadian employees since it’s to them that you will be sending your remittances (CPP & EI – I’ll get to that in a moment). I actually had to tell the CRA why I hadn’t been sending them money (no employees hired yet!), and give them an expected date of when I’d have income to pay my employees.

Obtaining a Business Bank Account

You are going to need a new bank account for your Corporation because it is to this entity that cheques and the like are going to be made out to. This one was pretty simple. With my Certificate of Incorporation (to prove that I have a registered business), I went to the bank (TD Canada Trust), and spoke to a small business adviser. They set me up with a small business account, linked it to my online banking account, and gave me a shiny new ATM card and some blank cheques. You can also get other things from them, like a business credit card, line of credit, etc., but I’ve been trying to keep these simple. So there are generally other bells and whistles if you so desire.

Business Number, GST & Payroll Registration

Business Number: This number is sort of an identification number that the federal government uses in order to streamline and simplify its processes when dealing with your corporation. Your GST and Payroll numbers are all tied to this thing.

GST Number: Your GST number is also used for identification. You collect GST for the government (and hold it in trust), until it is time for you to give it to them. It is your GST number that generally tells people that yes, you do have the authority to collect GST. This number is often printed on invoices where GST has been added.

Payroll Number: Yet another number! This number is also used to identify you. When you pay your employees both they and you pay a part of their CPP and EI. This “remittance” then gets sent to the Canadian Revenue Agency and you’ll need this number to do that.

So back to GST and Payroll number registration. Want to know something cool? You can do this online!

Want to know how? I’ll tell you because I found the CRA web site to be a navigational nightmare. Talk about user unfriendly. They really ought to hire someone to fix that because I’m not sure how many hours I wasted looking around at documents that were completely irrelevant.

Fun tip:  instead of wasting your time trying to navigate the CRA site, use Google! Look at this magic: site:cra-arc.gc.ca gst register From there I was able to find the “Registering (opening) your GST/HST account” where I was able to find the “How to register” (you can do this online, by phone, or mail/fax) which then took me to their Business Registration Online page. Pretty convoluted, I know. You could also use CRA’s search, but I found it more annoying than anything… although I think I was annoyed with the site in general.

All you need to do is go through the required forms and enter in the information as needed. Like most forms they ask for the normal things like address, name, and such.

I went through and registered for a Business Number, GST Number (since I will be collecting GST), as well as a Payroll Number so that I would be able to hire and pay employees. Because they need to verify your business and such, there is a little bit of a wait time here. Once everything has been processed you’ll receive a paper with your new Business Number and all of that other fun stuff on it.

Hiring Employees

This is an easy one. Of course, it scales depending on the amount of people that you’re hiring. In my case I was only hiring myself because at the time of writing, I am the only employee of my corporation. :)

That being said, I’m sure that you are familiar with this process if you have had any sort of job in the past. Your employer will generally sit you down and get you to fill out a TD1 (Personal Tax Credits Return) Form. Your employer then keeps this. Why? Because they need it in order to calculate your Payroll deductions correctly.

So to hire a new employee you need to:

  • Get their Social Insurance Number (SIN)… which the TD1 form has a handy spot for.
  • Have them fill out a TD1 (Personal Tax Credits Return) Form.

Where do we find the forms? Let’s use Google again. site:cra-arc.gc.ca td1 form There are different forms for each Canadian province/territory, so be sure to pick yours.

Have your new employee fill this form out and keep it in a safe place for your records.

Payroll & Remittances

Payroll Deductions Online Calculator

Payroll Deductions Online Calculator

The pain. This one hurt. Out of all the steps so far, I think that this has been the most complicated due to the math involved… but that also might be because of my unique circumstances.

The CRA also has a handy online tool for this as well. It’s called the Payroll Deductions Online Calculator (PDOC). This is where you must take into consideration your new employee’s TD1 form that they filled out. Take the info from the TD1, take your employees gross income, their previous CPP/EI contributions (if any yet), punch them all in, and it tells you how much you’ll be paying them once taxes are all said and done.

It will also tell you how much that you need to remit. You see, when you make a contribution to your Canadian Pension Plan (CPP) and Employment Insurance (EI), so does your employer. All of these things and then some are then added together and this is the amount that you send to the Canadian Revenue Agency by the 15th of every month.

Remittances

Remittances

You will need to do this for each employee that you have… which is why many people end up getting software and/or hiring someone else to do it I imagine. I bet it can get really taxing… haha.

Depending on your financial institution, you may also have the option of submitting your remittances to the CRA directly. Schwing! I like it when they make things easy on me.

Issuing T4s

This is another process that scales depending on the amount of employees that you hire. For each employee that you have, you must create and submit a T4 form. T4s tell the government how much your employee has earned and contributed and is required for them to complete their personal taxes. With that said, you must submit all of your T4s to the government by the last day of February. (If the last day is a Saturday or a Sunday, then the due date moves to March 1st.)

You must also give a copy of the T4 to the employee!

Now luckily, this is also a step that you can complete online. If you have a lot of employees, you can download software to manage all of this information. Worst comes to worst, there are plenty of paid services you can obtain to help you out.

This is the employee information that you need for a basic T4 slip. I say basic because it will differ sometimes between employees, and will vary a lot of you have a pension plan and RSP options.

EMPLOYEE

  • [12] Your employee’s social insurance number.
  • [14] Your employee’s Gross Income. (What they made before all deductions were taken off.)
  • [22] Your employee’s total income tax deducted.
  • [16] Your employee’s total CPP contributions for the year.
  • [18] Your employee’s total EI contributions for the year.

EMPLOYER

  • [27] The total amount of CPP that your company has contributed for the employee (will most likely be the exact same as the employee’s CPP contributions).
  • [19] The total amount of EI that your company has contributed for the employee. This is the employee’s EI [16] contributions times 1.4.

Submitting a GST Return

As a company you collect taxes on behalf of the government. They trust you with this money until it’s time for you to fork it over to them. So the dollar amount that’s in your business bank account is always misleading. At least once a year you are required to submit a GST Tax return (GST34 form) before April 30th. Much like my CRA payroll remittance payments, I was able to add GST34 as a registered payment/account option via my bank, so I can easily submit my GST return directly through them. Simply add up the GST that you’ve collected for your company’s fiscal year, and submit!

Year-End Taxes

I haven’t gotten here yet, but I’ll let you know how that goes. =D Protip: It would be wise to hire a specialist to do this part for you… because I’m not really going to be able to go into much depth about company taxes due to their individual nature.

* I really hope people find me via Google with that phrase.

NaNoWriMo Winner!

Monday, November 30th, 2009

NaNoWriMo WinnerDespite having a registered NaNoWriMo account since 2005, this year was the very first year that I actually participated. I’d shrugged off the idea for the past few years because let’s face it, ACAD homework was ridiculous. Social life? What? For those of you who are not in the know, NaNoWriMo stands for “National Novel Writing Month.” Several years ago a group of crazies thought that it would be a brilliant idea to attempt to write an entire novel during the month of November. So the goal was set (50,000 words in 30 days), and not unlike many other crazy ideas, it gained momentum. I mean, who doesn’t want to write a book? Who doesn’t have a story of their own to tell? Alright, so maybe not all people… but I’m going to hedge on the bet that there are probably still a lot of people out there who do.

I actually did really well, specially if you take into account that I decided to participate four days into the challenge, had no preliminary notes, have a full time job, a boyfriend (I’m sorry if I ignored you Aron!), and then didn’t write for 10 of the proposed 30 days. Granted, most of the story was already floating around inside of my head. So writing 50,000 words in 20 days was pretty good.

PolyfillaI think I may have even lost a bit of my writing at some point, because I’m missing a huge chunk of what I thought I’d already written. Although, it’s probably even more likely that I dreamt writing that particular sequence… It’s okay though, because now starts the really fun part: editing. Where I go back and fill in the cracks with Polyfilla (that stuff is awesome).

I decided to write about a story that has been in my head for a very long time. It’s of course based on my play-by-post game setting, Shadowlack, and takes place (for the most part) on a planet called Ramath-lehi. It’s a science fantasy story. There’s space ships, magic, evil aliens, some romance (if you can call it that), a few bad-ass bad guys, a fair amount of fighting, as a result there’s a fair amount of deaths… and well, it was really fun to write.

Fortunately (or unfortunately as it depends on your perspective), I’m not done writing my “novel.” I actually plan on working on it a little bit more because I haven’t quite reached the ending.

Also, some people will be pleased to hear that it a) does not include sparkles of any kind, and b) no one barfs up a fountain of blood. Anyway, here is a short little excerpt from the story. It’s the beginning of a scene in which Koani is pitted against her father’s personal guard, Synachi. Why? Well let’s just say that someone has a bit of a disregard for life. I really can’t say too much or else I’ll give all the good parts away. :s

2009 NaNoWriMo Progress

2009 NaNoWriMo Progress

Excerpt:

Koani stood opposite Synachi, her heart racing wildly in her chest. She was scared, terrified even. Never in her wildest dreams had she ever once imagined a moment like this. She loved magic, but the idea of using it to harm someone terrified her – even if it was for self preservation. Her mother downplayed these feelings of hers and told her not to worry. Karryasa had told her that she was ready, so ready she must be.

Koani watched Synachi carefully, as if noticing the older thill for the first time. Synachi was dangerous – there was a reason why Zamfir had chosen her as head of his personal guard. Synachi was a murderer. Koani looked over at Karryasa, who smiled pleasantly in return. Zamfir, who was standing next to her, remained stoic. As far as he was concerned, he was merely entertaining his wife. This would be over soon.

Koani took a deep breath and relaxed. The quills that lined her spine fell flat against her back. She spread her arms apart and widened her stance as she lowered her centre of gravity. From somewhere along the sidelines a loud horn blew. The match had begun.

Brandishing no weapon, Synachi darted toward the young girl. One hard and fast crack over the head would be more than enough to end this match. Koani had a thin frame and completely breaking the girl’s body seemed more than easy to do. Synachi did not want to fatally injure her though. Knocking the abomination out would be more than sufficient.

As Synachi swung her fist, Koani twirled lightly out of harm’s way. When Synachi struck out at her again, once more Koani twisted away from harm. After a third and then a forth unsuccessful strike, Synachi took a step back and fell into a crouch. The head of Zamfir’s personal guards smiled faintly.

“I see what you’re doing,” Synachi said after a calculating moment. “You’re manipulating the air around me to redirect my motions. That will not work any more, little one.” With that, Synachi jumped to her feet and charged at Koani. This time when Koani tried to redirect the older thill, she found that she couldn’t. Instead the air that she was trying so hard to coax whooshed ineffectively past Synachi. Synachi had put up some sort of barrier that was deflecting the young Grader’s efforts.